15 Lawyers Describe the Worst Ways They Saw People Get F*cked Over In Divorces

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    Text - [-Jjcb193 8818 points 2 days ago My ex-wife gave me all my Blu-Rays back, which was nice. A year later I realized she had removed one disc from each of the Trilogy box sets. Edit: Man you guys are young. When someone refers to The Trilogies, it's obviously Star Wars or Indiana Jones. Edit#2: I wasn't even that mad. I shook my head, smiled, and then remembered who I was dealing with. It was so clever, I had to respect it
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    Text - -Gertrude907 72 points 1 day ago A woman in my town is a Principal at a local elementary school. She is in her mid 70s (at least). I asked someone why she doesn't retire and they explained that she and her spouse went through a very contentious divorce about 15 years ago and she has to give him a portion of her retirement so she has decided to NEVER retire so he gets nothing ever! Hahahahaha.
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    Food - - pumpkin_lord 8582 points 2 days ago I'm am accountant not a divorce lawyer. Had client hide Ziploc bags of ground meat throughout the house (in air vents, the attic, behind water heater etc.) I think it was at least 20-30 bags that took months to find all of them.
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    Text - LRESERVENOTE SOFAM -1 Tchaikovsky08 5898 points 2 days ago E UN of a divorce between a partner at the firm and a partner at another major law firm. Worked at a law firm that was subpoenaed as part OR ALL DEBTS The woman issued more than 70 subpoenas to 0598 banks, firms, investment companies -- you name it because she was convinced he had squirreled away $20+ million overseas behind her back. It got so bad that she dug up receipts from 25 years ago to try to put together this grand conspi
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    Text - - stokels 6791 points 2 days ago My in-laws are mega into food and wine, as in they literally travel the world on food and wine tours, are part of clubs, etc. They told me about a nasty divorce where the husband was the wine aficionado, not the wife, but the wife was pissed off about getting divorced. The husband got all the wines in their extensive cellar, but before he was able to correct them, the wife soaked every bottle to remove ALL of the labels. So technically the wine was not dam
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    Vehicle - - flintlock519 24.8k points 2 days ago Story from my parents who are lawyers. So throughout the divorce proceedings, there was a car that was a huge point of contention between the husband and wife. After months and months of saying he would never let the wife have the car, the husband concedes in exchange for something great, like one of their summer houses. It turns out he had been driving the car for 3 hours everyday in a big loop around the city, putting thousands and | thousands o
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    Text - -Killtrend 1114 points 2 days ago A guy I knew said he did this: He caught his wife cheating. He slashed her tires that night out of anger. During the time before he filed he bought a truck and a boat with all their savings knowing she'd have to pick one when they split assets That's how he got the boat he always wanted.
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    Text - [-] Tonelope 2779 points 2 days ago x2 My uncle represented this guy getting a divorce from his wife of 15 years. Super toxic breakup and they split everything 50/50, even the land that the house they lived in sat upon. Well she decides to build a house right behind the other house, mind you this was a lot of land probably 200 yards separating both home sites, so that the back of the houses faced each other. The house gets built and my uncle gets a call from his client asking about the le
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    Text - [- GurnB 9078 points 2 days ago Better version of this. 1 gallon zip top bag with, Fish head, some potting soil, some sugar and a little water. Close zip top completely and leave in vents, above false ceiling, just about anywhere. Bacteria will eat fish head and begin fermentation process, the bag will eventually fill with gas and 'pop'/open to release a goo & wonderful smell.
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    Nose - -1 badmotivator11 11.7k points 2 days ago My ex and I separated before the divorce. She agreed to watch the dog while I found a new place. She had the dog put down instead.
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